March 10, 2010
Dear Mattel,
You blew it. Joan is the sexiest woman on television but you clearly can’t deal with that. You had to cast her in the mold of every other shitty Barbie. That doll doesn’t deserve to share a name with a character like Joan or an actress Like Christina Hendricks. Die.
Sincerely,
the dread at the controls
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Dear Mattel,

You blew it. Joan is the sexiest woman on television but you clearly can’t deal with that. You had to cast her in the mold of every other shitty Barbie. That doll doesn’t deserve to share a name with a character like Joan or an actress Like Christina Hendricks. Die.

Sincerely,

the dread at the controls

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  1. theoreticalgirl reblogged this from dreadatthecontrols and added:
    Barbie: making busty, curvy ladies irrelevant since whenever.
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